People change, and sometimes, they turn into assholes.
Last night was the best night I've had in such a long time. Every single fucking thing made me so happy. I think I need to be honest with myself from now on <3
- i want friends
- i want stuff to do
- i want to kiss someone
- i want sex
- not really
- i want alcohol
When you lose your phone and it's on silent.
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually, nevermind, it's too long."
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.