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epicnoob135:

Harry Potter Memes

eredar:

raindrops-on-radishes:

eredar:

I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

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Put what back

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

Posted 7 hours ago With 494,797 notes

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onebadlifter:

stealermoon:

oh


Thats why…

onebadlifter:

stealermoon:

oh

Thats why…

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

Posted 9 hours ago With 318,698 notes

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

Posted 10 hours ago With 256,483 notes

insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made